"Monday he said that a crumb would do
Tuesday he asked me to make it two.
Wednesday he said he'd prefer to have fish
And not on a paper - he'd rather a dish!
On Thursday he said it was cold out there,
So what about letting him sleep on a chair:
By Friday he'd made it perfectly clear,
That lucky old me was going to live HERE.
On Saturday night he took half of my bed
And woke me up early to get himself fed.
Today we'll share chicken because it's Sunday,
I wonder what he would like for Monday?"

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